tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49733043861955480692024-02-20T05:06:19.151-05:00The MallowblogUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-24387789428499885532015-01-28T11:16:00.000-05:002015-01-28T11:16:09.891-05:00How To Talk About Global WarmingJust for the hell of it...<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-40091711600614943692013-04-03T21:10:00.004-04:002013-04-03T21:11:48.228-04:00Song Swappin'Our next Mallowman project dissects the phenomenon of forgotten 80's hits transformed into top 40 songs. Intrigued??? <a href="https://files.nyu.edu/perryd02/public/mallowman/dance/dance.html" target="_blank">Click here for a quick prototype.</a><br />
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Here's where YOU come in! I need examples. So far I've got Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Right Round" vs Flo Rida's "You Spin My Head," A-Ha's "Take On Me vs Pitbull & Aggie's "I Want To Feel This Moment" and a dance song that is incredibly similar to Simon and Garfunkel's "Cecilia" but I don't know the name. Please add more examples in the comments...it's the <i>right thing to do!</i><br />
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<i> </i>So while we're at it, what's going on anyway? Maybe these 80's songs would disappear without some new love. Maybe there simply are no more original tunes to crank out. Maybe "artists" today are no talent hacks that buy bargain CD's for a few cents and put the songs to the generic Space Scooter keyboard and distort their talentless voices with lots of bitcrusher. Regardless, billions of bucks can't be wrong! I mean incorrect wrong, not unethical wrong.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-9409242848055954352013-03-23T17:44:00.000-04:002013-03-24T21:27:43.563-04:00In Memory of FrogsWe used to see thousands of spring peepers in Huntington. Where are they now? Mallowman is on the hunt!
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Mallowman teaches Environmental Education, AnimaticUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-18079787318820276232012-08-15T21:09:00.001-04:002012-08-15T21:19:59.964-04:00mallowman Teaches Ecology?With me as a TA for an Urban Ecology course, it just might happen!<div><br /></div><div><iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jdnJivG2s3Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-7488613484727658232011-09-14T00:28:00.003-04:002011-09-14T00:32:57.609-04:00Mallowjabbers<div style="text-align: left;">Now here's <a href="http://jabberwacky.com/">Jabberwacky</a> vs <a href="http://cleverbot.com/">Cleverbot</a>. It seems that most people talk to chatbots and accuse them of being chatbots, so they're becoming quite insecure. More often than not they will call you a robot or computer--don't take it personally.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggpjrE-LVrWO5dRlvbR61r1SlpUgst0wKKRxD5EyO0oDw7UZ_ozB0OGL4vyRSHVW4j9roqO02UCbRc-GdZy4X4ZkkCJV89wOFuF5li5aO5C0N_8PngsdMzC6Rjz_sEm5uKApea9Gs7v5c/s1600/cleverbot4.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggpjrE-LVrWO5dRlvbR61r1SlpUgst0wKKRxD5EyO0oDw7UZ_ozB0OGL4vyRSHVW4j9roqO02UCbRc-GdZy4X4ZkkCJV89wOFuF5li5aO5C0N_8PngsdMzC6Rjz_sEm5uKApea9Gs7v5c/s400/cleverbot4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5652068374947374130" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 209px; " /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiA6pd_3VSEt_uA6S0vA63pr-dr9UtYfOuG5VLrjZv9SgwWDsdyXeAiVX-T15hPUyLRYbOU1nE3UQx5npuyfUV70QyGufNRl2LRNa0XeWIKNdUiz8lc46hU4EuQfGvYfPuZgYVs0IhNmWY/s1600/cleverbot5.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiA6pd_3VSEt_uA6S0vA63pr-dr9UtYfOuG5VLrjZv9SgwWDsdyXeAiVX-T15hPUyLRYbOU1nE3UQx5npuyfUV70QyGufNRl2LRNa0XeWIKNdUiz8lc46hU4EuQfGvYfPuZgYVs0IhNmWY/s400/cleverbot5.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5652068368203992146" style="display: block; 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I've always wanted Mallowman to write itself, but since that hasn't happened I started letting the computer write the dialog. Sadly, I lost my Wacom pen and have to use the trackpad to draw. So here's Cleverbot talking to itself:<div></div><div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgERqumF-19g6mzl8q4t53MWPAg6DmbYMbkXaotwFqhwVWNcNbf-lHPJ5QaUh_1hHjixs325ios1VUZDvMPOiAaBAUPCHMcHusQe-DISGtnAqziqyclwLIUxF8dQNUgLGB7iftLRvua3pQ/s400/clever1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5650193898526633330" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 231px; " /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgko_hqtDlbxujQtV5RJjz9In2Fuk57w-14Gbi76lhxM30eF3lwd2PFKvCyxVMqrkOhSckncMC-ZLHqb4uGhjNlozRBzSdw6-253Qiv6y6mxBVrmweOzpxSFm3AX9Hfvv6gIQWgWlL6Lb4/s400/cleverbot2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5650193913416375746" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 231px; " /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "></span></span></div><div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgl1rsxoipcJpvX80xUKlxVkYLJbkdcJBsWTujOCPuC9o6LID4cjRzA8s3BC6_w3Pz04Jaf8wBxn_9qfIHpeUr7yODsVnTn8Tf3YBt5IB06TqnHxj1YH-6fWYSp5UNQj9MQS5SgJhTB52Q/s400/cleverbot3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5650193912155300898" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 231px; " /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "></span></div><div></div><div>As you can see, it mostly doesn't make sense. But it would look great if animated with a computer voice-over.</div><div></div><div></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-13438645969137230952011-03-08T05:33:00.004-05:002011-09-14T00:02:11.262-04:00MarriedmanHere's another cartoon I did about me and Jenny. She didn't want Mallowman this time.<div><br /></div><div><iframe width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6a7eeRLeTlM?fs=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-52784082960799484852010-06-03T10:42:00.002-04:002010-06-03T10:53:44.687-04:00Another Mallowman Come and Gone...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLljfYcADI6sNcnzugV4DVlM565vhHC2zpBjR5amkwB2bK4X9RJzkJ3DaFBDjG_1WrBjmac8EjnjscpMLGnK1vqH0WHiqW8hncvvxyhbAZh64HdRUzCBuNiXVXTx0yrMnvp1uZpVJk0NI/s1600/mallowmansuits.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 278px; height: 319px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLljfYcADI6sNcnzugV4DVlM565vhHC2zpBjR5amkwB2bK4X9RJzkJ3DaFBDjG_1WrBjmac8EjnjscpMLGnK1vqH0WHiqW8hncvvxyhbAZh64HdRUzCBuNiXVXTx0yrMnvp1uZpVJk0NI/s400/mallowmansuits.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5478558016695391522" border="0" /></a>The best part about Mallowman was pestering my coworkers for ideas. Now I need yours! Mallowman walks in, then what happens? I want to know! Tell me!<br /><br />It can be like "so mallowman walks into a trap and he hangs upside down and then smurfs come and eat him." Thats a show! Where's yours?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-12204600424576350012010-06-03T03:23:00.002-04:002010-06-03T04:09:53.199-04:00Where Do Marshmallow Babies Come From?<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxk_24NUv9r23hkKCB7NyPUWTYQCJUgLESpiBf3Esf538xCVONEeLaHh-pUi_6BqLBCu9WgoA10yqefUZAeKK6LDsvm-ayNaS6pVKtff7uvlG6hsQTrMYgeuOOppLbOUGZl4385Ua-_2E/s1600/miniFactory.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxk_24NUv9r23hkKCB7NyPUWTYQCJUgLESpiBf3Esf538xCVONEeLaHh-pUi_6BqLBCu9WgoA10yqefUZAeKK6LDsvm-ayNaS6pVKtff7uvlG6hsQTrMYgeuOOppLbOUGZl4385Ua-_2E/s400/miniFactory.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5478444920438743490" border="0" /></a>Brand new cartoon!<br /><br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Bt3RvZzH6gg&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Bt3RvZzH6gg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-2237913679275417322010-05-12T00:20:00.003-04:002010-05-12T00:21:34.542-04:00Next cartoon: Where do marshmallows come from?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2KQFJ3MIwEL0cAkkaohyOI2OUTduA_SG79iJkfDUZKtyX8wdVPaFf3GF6GVrY2vOZM_xkSLVCx3wr_KBKSujogUJg9QxO9yb3aC8rKAJU6OFeP5KP7MH6PK7YcD4xfJLXD__EC4Vmo9o/s1600/malk.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2KQFJ3MIwEL0cAkkaohyOI2OUTduA_SG79iJkfDUZKtyX8wdVPaFf3GF6GVrY2vOZM_xkSLVCx3wr_KBKSujogUJg9QxO9yb3aC8rKAJU6OFeP5KP7MH6PK7YcD4xfJLXD__EC4Vmo9o/s400/malk.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470233762838902386" border="0" /></a>We (I) will tackle this intimate and sticky question in our (my) next cartoon!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-10415736441070747112010-04-12T01:01:00.002-04:002010-04-12T01:07:07.977-04:00Doctor Mallowman!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7MlRk-eU2dmUOGtzEM8q0NHJA2QL_5yGdema-WBU1_k5fg17_7taMWIw3vhagj8ASQJcC8UWfm-1GsarLvy6U0AGxqJUcerkPWk3Y12KwrfJgg2zmx0uE4nbZRSA-2SAS0V5U659TVZE/s1600/docthumb.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 338px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7MlRk-eU2dmUOGtzEM8q0NHJA2QL_5yGdema-WBU1_k5fg17_7taMWIw3vhagj8ASQJcC8UWfm-1GsarLvy6U0AGxqJUcerkPWk3Y12KwrfJgg2zmx0uE4nbZRSA-2SAS0V5U659TVZE/s400/docthumb.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5459113072099567970" border="0" /></a><br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ffA5gMh8bzE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ffA5gMh8bzE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-56402054910756018292010-04-01T23:54:00.002-04:002010-04-02T00:12:51.599-04:00April Fool!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZKoxgJGOekopAxd3WNVGHMYrusfF9g-uJe-ErM04UNdWqJwD-z7_PSN6_lmFM_55hw3zIu3580mjCth7Fcv171sbAsxQarWyfSc2JqCi25Mfht7RoEeOU3WOfBwimKMTKq9wCSB_o0rU/s1600/blog17.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 163px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZKoxgJGOekopAxd3WNVGHMYrusfF9g-uJe-ErM04UNdWqJwD-z7_PSN6_lmFM_55hw3zIu3580mjCth7Fcv171sbAsxQarWyfSc2JqCi25Mfht7RoEeOU3WOfBwimKMTKq9wCSB_o0rU/s400/blog17.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455384025663124546" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-54600739105645995452010-03-12T01:46:00.001-05:002010-03-12T01:50:13.920-05:00Vive la difference!Check out these crazy Asian marshmallows! How come we're sticking with ol' boring white?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPKbR_wyWi2iQA1Sef3AOrgpPIGLXH2soL_ovt0yFEVXzDQ36o967xuV9361nMsPBL4Yafhf1PrLE5jW9BoAXq5_47pzglTf93UIDazCqwfhGN7tOb17Bef8uHZBisR4NG1wVUjlbefQQ/s1600-h/DSC01214.JPG"></a><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPKbR_wyWi2iQA1Sef3AOrgpPIGLXH2soL_ovt0yFEVXzDQ36o967xuV9361nMsPBL4Yafhf1PrLE5jW9BoAXq5_47pzglTf93UIDazCqwfhGN7tOb17Bef8uHZBisR4NG1wVUjlbefQQ/s1600-h/DSC01214.JPG" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 191px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPKbR_wyWi2iQA1Sef3AOrgpPIGLXH2soL_ovt0yFEVXzDQ36o967xuV9361nMsPBL4Yafhf1PrLE5jW9BoAXq5_47pzglTf93UIDazCqwfhGN7tOb17Bef8uHZBisR4NG1wVUjlbefQQ/s320/DSC01214.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447635746961390610" /></a><br /><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgn0d5jJlRJJ7Zg4MKgTF1sdWk7Z0NLjhnP82sASuJ5DGoOFGG_kLcfrLl70trWIA591C1BxPhUmev97ow3omxlxvcrFOt7Hcb4UnLJfY4k8Uj9gTTsj9xj8vpCLdREWSYTpTTRmHbd38E/s320/DSC01215.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447635765057841458" /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-79645143379180600672010-02-28T22:57:00.000-05:002010-02-28T22:58:22.831-05:00A joke that woke me up<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgABvWmwhOA6tXvxGji32ARsRaG8PCwi21s2BMaJNHo68BH3Ap41aNbarGaFaoCYbPnXwhscdzFqW66cuLx1GMpy2WBJBQm-tdUqGFZiAcXeEtzxzalvVv6aPfzgNqzBDtOxdFAXzGZcxg/s1600-h/blog17.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 233px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgABvWmwhOA6tXvxGji32ARsRaG8PCwi21s2BMaJNHo68BH3Ap41aNbarGaFaoCYbPnXwhscdzFqW66cuLx1GMpy2WBJBQm-tdUqGFZiAcXeEtzxzalvVv6aPfzgNqzBDtOxdFAXzGZcxg/s400/blog17.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5443509650188506338" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-48058684140971461412010-01-08T22:52:00.000-05:002010-01-08T22:53:22.759-05:00Romancing the ShmallowVery pleased to pronounce my new cartoon!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b4smrIz_XOo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b4smrIz_XOo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-77652717239135103232009-12-31T23:32:00.003-05:002009-12-31T23:36:26.164-05:00Happy da new year!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh7ZB6Qp6N06y0aO7xuR6rQYaKaXhf4odHDzHIhiTkpO2cH4UMgA6pUBXTGtE7SY8Q_rX7UwLhZkvNQ0BEYQ6Yea6GEC8tSFxXPJ1MKfkmEFrr1L_V2Td63QcOhCIxxtZzJQHaI8hD7pI/s1600-h/bog16.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 248px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh7ZB6Qp6N06y0aO7xuR6rQYaKaXhf4odHDzHIhiTkpO2cH4UMgA6pUBXTGtE7SY8Q_rX7UwLhZkvNQ0BEYQ6Yea6GEC8tSFxXPJ1MKfkmEFrr1L_V2Td63QcOhCIxxtZzJQHaI8hD7pI/s320/bog16.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5421624788132402322" border="0" /></a>This year started with Vietnam, ended with Vietnam, and carries into the next year with Vietnam. My resolution: to finish another Mallowman cartoon even as my world turns upside down. My more-than-resolution: to do whatever it takes to be with my honey. May you all live in such adventurous times!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-67231062908820925352009-12-25T23:29:00.004-05:002009-12-25T23:34:20.248-05:00Happy Kwanzchakuhmas!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh4R3T9hewi11sQcv5RlQCCwA3hOMyFYMz2ZgiDkNR-xYlc5l3WrOLtHnB6YarYPTrDvV7mnrepkdTVKwqT3oMksVpgNJHSR1WQDexHAkHPOQbGzmXN2TdimQRzO_pCTONaStbhvK2msQ/s1600-h/blogpsd.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 311px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgh4R3T9hewi11sQcv5RlQCCwA3hOMyFYMz2ZgiDkNR-xYlc5l3WrOLtHnB6YarYPTrDvV7mnrepkdTVKwqT3oMksVpgNJHSR1WQDexHAkHPOQbGzmXN2TdimQRzO_pCTONaStbhvK2msQ/s320/blogpsd.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5419398356975364946" border="0" /></a><br />From your favorite marshmallow to your favorite marshmallow's favorite person!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-65665493659944916452009-12-12T18:21:00.003-05:002009-12-31T23:32:14.307-05:00Marshmallows around the world!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEien_bJp_FR6PRN1CG17JVcUED_eSMh5nsHpOKk2uRFqeIUxgIfKlMauO5mgk9mOMBX380vPk9S1l_65z4K5CM9R-jkC5igOi0_8rmUzZjav0kM0dfFvbvTRVuedQubSqSnqqTvjv-FKTg/s1600-h/bog14.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 275px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEien_bJp_FR6PRN1CG17JVcUED_eSMh5nsHpOKk2uRFqeIUxgIfKlMauO5mgk9mOMBX380vPk9S1l_65z4K5CM9R-jkC5igOi0_8rmUzZjav0kM0dfFvbvTRVuedQubSqSnqqTvjv-FKTg/s320/bog14.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414494143024133826" border="0" /></a>Hong Kong does it better. New, fluffier and more colorful. New York is old and rotting away.<br />Yes, China is slowly taking over the world and flushing human rights down that weird seatless toilet. But then again there is no true Communism in the world anymore, just like there is no true Democracy--we're all the same: Generally good people ruled by a few paranoid old guys fighting for power. But I digress--Hong Kong is neat.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-84165061815965416302009-11-09T22:20:00.002-05:002009-11-09T22:28:05.655-05:00Cry for ASPCA<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitm6RwrXjLftljyoHPm8wiWhgyKlic985kD4ZGm4qRVrinIzVjZaYaUrmx4x-GObumjwPHo6udUmBy5bvGZueNOjYlK23Rsi7FD67lFJyHVdiSti4avJr6AnVU9ePpKswCpt_mDM8Bjj0/s1600-h/bog13.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitm6RwrXjLftljyoHPm8wiWhgyKlic985kD4ZGm4qRVrinIzVjZaYaUrmx4x-GObumjwPHo6udUmBy5bvGZueNOjYlK23Rsi7FD67lFJyHVdiSti4avJr6AnVU9ePpKswCpt_mDM8Bjj0/s400/bog13.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5402309832022899618" border="0" /></a><br />I have no idea what this means. And I love cats, ok? It just had to be done ^_^<br />Although I am a little miffed at the cat choosing my christmas tree as a pee bucket.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-48803777620740701262009-10-21T21:11:00.004-04:002009-10-21T21:14:33.321-04:00Enjoy???<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6Ofkep63cEXA_N-gNy7tIUnR56PpBkUtJqMf2sVdN7J_t0ZiH5MHLLn4YpS_i1snX7PKadFy2dkSgH-yrJZjKVWjFGnyG-q3T5TsCB_5Zq15L-doK6nf3AHDCowcsEmvIdT48j_93FWc/s1600-h/blog12.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 324px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6Ofkep63cEXA_N-gNy7tIUnR56PpBkUtJqMf2sVdN7J_t0ZiH5MHLLn4YpS_i1snX7PKadFy2dkSgH-yrJZjKVWjFGnyG-q3T5TsCB_5Zq15L-doK6nf3AHDCowcsEmvIdT48j_93FWc/s400/blog12.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5395226165535540146" border="0" /></a>These are the ACTUAL instructions on our coffee maker at work. Enjoy? Enjoy what? How do you enjoy it? And they didn't even use an exclamation point--instead it's just like "enjoy." Oh yay. I'm enjoying. Argh, it makes me so mad!!! (or I just hate my job)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-70715940606858897372009-09-18T20:04:00.005-04:002009-09-18T20:15:08.799-04:00ANOTHER TRIBUTE TO INDI--oh nevermind.<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEsBeRRjprKzx88eKTf7qYRTey-O_Ip3FSmEOk5OxLegyabEFPzvaw5QvmK7ocYCwNQTaXEkdccuTbMo9Q1ioBa4RPg7zSwCe1iifMul4RvU_oYm0Qw2Ct25gubhtd4KTl-KMl_6KLVZk/s1600-h/blog11.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 233px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEsBeRRjprKzx88eKTf7qYRTey-O_Ip3FSmEOk5OxLegyabEFPzvaw5QvmK7ocYCwNQTaXEkdccuTbMo9Q1ioBa4RPg7zSwCe1iifMul4RvU_oYm0Qw2Ct25gubhtd4KTl-KMl_6KLVZk/s320/blog11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382962917405800498" border="0" /></a>I had another idea for an epic Mallowman cartoon, then it occurred to me that I could convey the whole thing in a single blog image. Whew! And, of course, when everyone tells me they don't understand it (or, more likely, that they've already done it), at least I won't have wasted months of animating, just 2 minutes of scribbling. Boy did this blog save my butt!<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-68801500990138188472009-09-15T22:12:00.002-04:002009-09-15T22:23:37.982-04:00Plush Propaganda<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxmP1Cd9HwfJHXUeSAfI9L7EcRfEavHdeEgbGHQ9RAq_DuukyABFJCZXTMAYv3qihBKtSqU5y7l8SZRT5KxP94LSsXXW90njArKt0Uzmn64ybfBTFsWClQb0YMyKF_jnQ_MP4Ctkatz6E/s1600-h/blog10.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 327px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxmP1Cd9HwfJHXUeSAfI9L7EcRfEavHdeEgbGHQ9RAq_DuukyABFJCZXTMAYv3qihBKtSqU5y7l8SZRT5KxP94LSsXXW90njArKt0Uzmn64ybfBTFsWClQb0YMyKF_jnQ_MP4Ctkatz6E/s400/blog10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381883198965143410" border="0" /></a>Another thing to hate about Starbucks is they have so many seats and none to sit on. I was going to make a political analogy, but why not make your own?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-2055133230525466412009-09-03T23:44:00.002-04:002009-09-03T23:47:38.692-04:00Playbill<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1gsswvxqL1hO8tehQtaGeUknEGePlvTkPDLOwePyQ6N1NQqTX5ssj5aeUKpTQ7-EEuKlVSj_d9Q0TCkJehnqZblTTUuBfB6nG3Xy6dJjwy8eGSILkSpu_M76zPnCLv2LHiWnm3g0Y_eg/s1600-h/s530595942_2609672_5094.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 130px; height: 98px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1gsswvxqL1hO8tehQtaGeUknEGePlvTkPDLOwePyQ6N1NQqTX5ssj5aeUKpTQ7-EEuKlVSj_d9Q0TCkJehnqZblTTUuBfB6nG3Xy6dJjwy8eGSILkSpu_M76zPnCLv2LHiWnm3g0Y_eg/s400/s530595942_2609672_5094.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377453271162965458" border="0" /></a>There Will Be Blood the musical will star Broadway heart-throb Wilfredo Ramirez! When asked to fill the part, Wilfredo, or "Freddy," said "you're insane." Which is as close as I get to "sure, I'd love to work with you!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4973304386195548069.post-71917262060450318312009-08-31T21:54:00.002-04:002009-08-31T22:02:20.725-04:00Marshmallow in the Mirror<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsaXSaib6MjnQN-q3ownH9oOcFGVC6dTbOZJxCu9Lk19xtKoenRkyPTVzG6M4a3-lPDIQizY8hV5z0w3uxxzkk3VxspKbYINR0KFsRK78BQmZwd8SPXgz_V-SUB2CvMRbdSZemT4McKdk/s1600-h/Aug29MJParty2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsaXSaib6MjnQN-q3ownH9oOcFGVC6dTbOZJxCu9Lk19xtKoenRkyPTVzG6M4a3-lPDIQizY8hV5z0w3uxxzkk3VxspKbYINR0KFsRK78BQmZwd8SPXgz_V-SUB2CvMRbdSZemT4McKdk/s320/Aug29MJParty2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376312361288018514" border="0" /></a>Michael's Birthday Party at Prospect Park got a teensy bit Mallow-i-fied! Um...am I supposed to say something about Michael Jackson here? Give out my personal philosophy? No? Ok, phew.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0