How To Talk About Global Warming

Just for the hell of it...

Song Swappin'

Our next Mallowman project dissects the phenomenon of forgotten 80's hits transformed into top 40 songs. Intrigued??? Click here for a quick prototype.

Here's where YOU come in! I need examples. So far I've got Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Right Round" vs Flo Rida's "You Spin My Head," A-Ha's "Take On Me vs Pitbull & Aggie's "I Want To Feel This Moment" and a dance song that is incredibly similar to Simon and Garfunkel's "Cecilia" but I don't know the name. Please add more examples in the comments...it's the right thing to do!

 So while we're at it, what's going on anyway? Maybe these 80's songs would disappear without some new love. Maybe there simply are no more original tunes to crank out. Maybe "artists" today are no talent hacks that buy bargain CD's for a few cents and put the songs to the generic Space Scooter keyboard and distort their talentless voices with lots of bitcrusher. Regardless, billions of bucks can't be wrong! I mean incorrect wrong, not unethical wrong.

In Memory of Frogs

We used to see thousands of spring peepers in Huntington. Where are they now? Mallowman is on the hunt!

Mallowman, naturalist

Mallowman teaches Environmental Education, Animatic

mallowman Teaches Ecology?

With me as a TA for an Urban Ecology course, it just might happen!

Mallowjabbers

Now here's Jabberwacky vs Cleverbot. It seems that most people talk to chatbots and accuse them of being chatbots, so they're becoming quite insecure. More often than not they will call you a robot or computer--don't take it personally.

Mallowbot!

I've been toying around with Cleverbot lately--one of those conversation simulators where you pour your heart out to a relatively sapient computer. I've always wanted Mallowman to write itself, but since that hasn't happened I started letting the computer write the dialog. Sadly, I lost my Wacom pen and have to use the trackpad to draw. So here's Cleverbot talking to itself:

As you can see, it mostly doesn't make sense. But it would look great if animated with a computer voice-over.

Marriedman

Here's another cartoon I did about me and Jenny. She didn't want Mallowman this time.

Another Mallowman Come and Gone...

The best part about Mallowman was pestering my coworkers for ideas. Now I need yours! Mallowman walks in, then what happens? I want to know! Tell me!

It can be like "so mallowman walks into a trap and he hangs upside down and then smurfs come and eat him." Thats a show! Where's yours?

Where Do Marshmallow Babies Come From?

Brand new cartoon!

Next cartoon: Where do marshmallows come from?

We (I) will tackle this intimate and sticky question in our (my) next cartoon!

Doctor Mallowman!

April Fool!

Vive la difference!

Check out these crazy Asian marshmallows! How come we're sticking with ol' boring white?

A joke that woke me up

Romancing the Shmallow

Very pleased to pronounce my new cartoon!

Happy da new year!

This year started with Vietnam, ended with Vietnam, and carries into the next year with Vietnam. My resolution: to finish another Mallowman cartoon even as my world turns upside down. My more-than-resolution: to do whatever it takes to be with my honey. May you all live in such adventurous times!

Happy Kwanzchakuhmas!

From your favorite marshmallow to your favorite marshmallow's favorite person!

Marshmallows around the world!

Hong Kong does it better. New, fluffier and more colorful. New York is old and rotting away.
Yes, China is slowly taking over the world and flushing human rights down that weird seatless toilet. But then again there is no true Communism in the world anymore, just like there is no true Democracy--we're all the same: Generally good people ruled by a few paranoid old guys fighting for power. But I digress--Hong Kong is neat.

Cry for ASPCA

I have no idea what this means. And I love cats, ok? It just had to be done ^_^
Although I am a little miffed at the cat choosing my christmas tree as a pee bucket.