A joke that woke me up

Romancing the Shmallow

Very pleased to pronounce my new cartoon!

Happy da new year!

This year started with Vietnam, ended with Vietnam, and carries into the next year with Vietnam. My resolution: to finish another Mallowman cartoon even as my world turns upside down. My more-than-resolution: to do whatever it takes to be with my honey. May you all live in such adventurous times!

Happy Kwanzchakuhmas!

From your favorite marshmallow to your favorite marshmallow's favorite person!

Marshmallows around the world!

Hong Kong does it better. New, fluffier and more colorful. New York is old and rotting away.
Yes, China is slowly taking over the world and flushing human rights down that weird seatless toilet. But then again there is no true Communism in the world anymore, just like there is no true Democracy--we're all the same: Generally good people ruled by a few paranoid old guys fighting for power. But I digress--Hong Kong is neat.

Cry for ASPCA

I have no idea what this means. And I love cats, ok? It just had to be done ^_^
Although I am a little miffed at the cat choosing my christmas tree as a pee bucket.

Enjoy???

These are the ACTUAL instructions on our coffee maker at work. Enjoy? Enjoy what? How do you enjoy it? And they didn't even use an exclamation point--instead it's just like "enjoy." Oh yay. I'm enjoying. Argh, it makes me so mad!!! (or I just hate my job)

ANOTHER TRIBUTE TO INDI--oh nevermind.

I had another idea for an epic Mallowman cartoon, then it occurred to me that I could convey the whole thing in a single blog image. Whew! And, of course, when everyone tells me they don't understand it (or, more likely, that they've already done it), at least I won't have wasted months of animating, just 2 minutes of scribbling. Boy did this blog save my butt!

Plush Propaganda

Another thing to hate about Starbucks is they have so many seats and none to sit on. I was going to make a political analogy, but why not make your own?

Playbill

There Will Be Blood the musical will star Broadway heart-throb Wilfredo Ramirez! When asked to fill the part, Wilfredo, or "Freddy," said "you're insane." Which is as close as I get to "sure, I'd love to work with you!"