How To Talk About Global Warming

Just for the hell of it...

Song Swappin'

Our next Mallowman project dissects the phenomenon of forgotten 80's hits transformed into top 40 songs. Intrigued??? Click here for a quick prototype.

Here's where YOU come in! I need examples. So far I've got Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Right Round" vs Flo Rida's "You Spin My Head," A-Ha's "Take On Me vs Pitbull & Aggie's "I Want To Feel This Moment" and a dance song that is incredibly similar to Simon and Garfunkel's "Cecilia" but I don't know the name. Please add more examples in the comments...it's the right thing to do!

 So while we're at it, what's going on anyway? Maybe these 80's songs would disappear without some new love. Maybe there simply are no more original tunes to crank out. Maybe "artists" today are no talent hacks that buy bargain CD's for a few cents and put the songs to the generic Space Scooter keyboard and distort their talentless voices with lots of bitcrusher. Regardless, billions of bucks can't be wrong! I mean incorrect wrong, not unethical wrong.

In Memory of Frogs

We used to see thousands of spring peepers in Huntington. Where are they now? Mallowman is on the hunt!

Mallowman, naturalist

Mallowman teaches Environmental Education, Animatic

mallowman Teaches Ecology?

With me as a TA for an Urban Ecology course, it just might happen!

Mallowjabbers

Now here's Jabberwacky vs Cleverbot. It seems that most people talk to chatbots and accuse them of being chatbots, so they're becoming quite insecure. More often than not they will call you a robot or computer--don't take it personally.

Mallowbot!

I've been toying around with Cleverbot lately--one of those conversation simulators where you pour your heart out to a relatively sapient computer. I've always wanted Mallowman to write itself, but since that hasn't happened I started letting the computer write the dialog. Sadly, I lost my Wacom pen and have to use the trackpad to draw. So here's Cleverbot talking to itself:

As you can see, it mostly doesn't make sense. But it would look great if animated with a computer voice-over.

Marriedman

Here's another cartoon I did about me and Jenny. She didn't want Mallowman this time.

Another Mallowman Come and Gone...

The best part about Mallowman was pestering my coworkers for ideas. Now I need yours! Mallowman walks in, then what happens? I want to know! Tell me!

It can be like "so mallowman walks into a trap and he hangs upside down and then smurfs come and eat him." Thats a show! Where's yours?

Where Do Marshmallow Babies Come From?

Brand new cartoon!