Calling Doctor Fluffstarch!

The next Mallowman.2 cartoon is a suspenseful romantic drama about hot cocoa vs doctors. How strangely coincidental that I now work in a doctor's office consuming massive amounts of free hot cocoa! And pretzels. And ice pops, graham crackers, apple juice, ginger ale, and when I'm really desperate, saltless saltines. I'm so new to work benefits, and I'm taking revenge. The cons is having someone chuck a bloodbag over my head while the nurse next to me catches it with a horrible squelching noise and I have a little lie down in the staff room.